Clue: It's not the world champion Conker player's special box. There's a clue in those last two words, though.
It is, my friends, a big bunch of Woodvibes - sex toys made of wood. Which is what I thought they provoked. Jonas Lonborg's creation (ingredients: aluminium, electronic gizzards, er, wood, special box which charges them up through induction) is so full of double entendres, I think I'm going to pass out from the pleasure. [Yanko]