An air purifier for pets! What an ingenious idea! It takes that filthy air around Fido's head, sucks it up, and replaces it with clean, refreshing and pet-friendly snake oil!
But wait! That's not all! While the purifier saves your pet from allergens, dander and smoke - possibly from the bong that lead to its eventual purchase - it also basks your dog, cat or small child with spray from a scent dispenser that's meant to relax and calm the little target of your affection. Bonus use: Your roving Rover now doubles as an air freshener. Just ignore the constant sneezing, as that's a feature, not a bug.