Apparently, some people ignore that giving Steve Ballmer a felt pen to autograph a MacBook Pro can start an apocalyptical chain reaction of galactic proportions. I thought that the autograph above was fake, but according to this video, it's not. Somewhere in a dark place, Jon Ive is bracing himself and sobbing. With a British accent.
Ballmer Desecrates MacBook Pro
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