This Is What Happens When Apple Fanboys Start Rapping [NSFW]

Remember the original Mac or PC rap? Well, it looks like the guys behind it are back with another Apple-themed tune. This time it's a spoof of "I'm on a Boat", and it's unfortunately ridiculously catchy. (Heads up: NSFW lyrics.)

If you want to rap along to what these boys are calling "a Mac fanboy's anthem about Apple culture and products", here are the words:

(Shortayyy) Ahh shit! Get your laptops ready, it's about to go down Everybody on YouTube, watch the f***in screen But stay on this muthaf***in page We runnin this - let's go

I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac Everybody look at me Cause I'm clickin on a Mac I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac Take a good hard look at the muthaf***in Mac!

I'm on a Mac, muthaf***a, take a look at me, Straight iPhone'in hard, got the 3G Bumpin iTunes, CoverFlow to be exact You can't stop me muthaf***a, cause I'm on a Mac! Eat a virus bro I'm on a Mac Pro We rockin 8 cores hard Watch the screen go I got my SuperDrive And my mighty mice-es I'm pluggin girls You at work, pluggin in devices I'm on a tandem fixie And a 64-bit Friends are jealous Cause Parallels can run their sh*t But this ain't P.C., this is real as it gets I'm on a Mac, mutherf***er don't you ever forget! I'm on a Mac and, it's runnin fast and, I bought a neopreen green scuba sleve sham I'm the king of the Jobs, on a Mac for real If you're on a PC, then you're not C.E.O.

Get the f*** up, this Mac is real! F*** a Zune, I'm on a Mac, motherf***a! F*** right click, multi-touch, motherf***a! I'm on iChat with my boys, motherf***a! These turtlenecks ain't cheap, motherf***a! Hey, y'all, now I'm an Apple whiz I never need to learn what a driver is Gonna say goodbye to all viruses Like a Nano in pink, anything is possible! Yeah, never thought I'd be on a Mac It's like a streamlined good-for-you crack Wozniiiaaaaak, look at me ooohhhh

I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac Take a good hard look at the muthaf***in Mac!

Yeah, this is almost amusing enough to make me want to order a muthaf****in Mac despite it not being the best time to shop for those. [Thanks, Peter!]

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