This Is Not A Trailer For Tiger Woods 2011, But It Should Be

Despite the fact that TMZ pays to have eyes everywhere, they couldn't actually get footage of Tiger Woods' mishap with his wife. So what did a Taiwanese news program do? They made their own.

It's a lesson news organisations should learn from here: Just make machinima reproductions of events using a Sims 3/GTA 4 style program so that your viewers can see what Tiger Woods getting bitchslapped looks like. I mean, hearing a police spokesperson relay the facts of how Tiger drove away while his wife was attacking his car with a golf club is fine, but nothing beats seeing a virtual woman smack the hell out of a car with your own eyes. [TMZ]


Comments

    THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! THEY SHOULD MAKE AN ENTIRE SITCOM SERIES OUT OF TIGER AND HIS SKANKS!!!!!!! I LOVE THE SIMULATED BITCH SLAP.....CLASSIC!!!!

    I would definitely pay good money if this were a video game, even an underground bootleg video game...somebody please....get it made fast!!

    You know what they say in golf: "You drive for show and you fuck..opps..putt for dough"..seems like his wife aint the only one he scored a hole in one with :)

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