Despite the fact that TMZ pays to have eyes everywhere, they couldn’t actually get footage of Tiger Woods’ mishap with his wife. So what did a Taiwanese news program do? They made their own.
It’s a lesson news organisations should learn from here: Just make machinima reproductions of events using a Sims 3/GTA 4 style program so that your viewers can see what Tiger Woods getting bitchslapped looks like. I mean, hearing a police spokesperson relay the facts of how Tiger drove away while his wife was attacking his car with a golf club is fine, but nothing beats seeing a virtual woman smack the hell out of a car with your own eyes. [TMZ]