Swine flu: do you have it yet? No? Well why not? You need to get yourself an INFLU mask, stat.
The INFLU is like any of the others masks the paranoid public is wearing to combat H1N1, except that it's not for total pussies:
Plan your sickness, develop antibodies for the flu and strengthen your immune system the natural way. The INFLU flu collector mask increases the prospect of getting the Swine flu (H1N1) as well as the regular seasonal flu with several hundred percent.