Gizmodo men. Looking for something "different" in your life? The homemade Fleshlight with Nanako Matsushima's face stuck to it just not doing it for you anymore? Watching Japanese girls apologise or say "I love you" turn you on? Simultaneously?
For Japan's upcoming Apology Day, an interactive website by the name of Ayamari Bijin offers 31 different girls apologising in video messages, along with stacks of photos of them looking "remorseful". You can even find out their blood types! The best thing is that as they're all speaking in Japanese, you don't have the flipping faintest idea what they're actually apologising for. You could pretend it's for actually daring to ask for a cuddle after sexytimes last night.
Perhaps you're a more vanilla kind of guy, in which case you'd rather hear Japanese girls say how much they love you? Either way, if you can't speak Japanese, it's much of a muchness. For $US25, the Hougen CD has 600 different girls saying "I love you" in their various Japanese dialects.