Gas-powered fireplace with built-in Full HD TV, or Full HD TV with built-in gas-powered fireplace? You decide! Whatever you pick, you can't go wrong if you wear a shiny silk robe to match the shiny glass finish.
But it has to be a silk robe with a drawing of David Hasselhoff embroidered on the back.
What I really want is to turn on the gas fireplace, and display a looping fireplace background video on the special TV. Why? Because I secretly hope to destroy the Universe one day. [Helex via Bornrich]