Your TV is trying to kill your children. Your DVD player is trying to kill your children. Your robot lawnmower is trying to kill your children. And now, your blinds – your soft roman blinds! – are trying to kill your children.
The recall, which covers virtually every roman shade and roller blind in the country, was prompted after a series of tragic strangulations – about eight over the last 10 years, along with over a dozen injuries – were blamed on the blinds, which the children can become entangled in. In case you’re like most other human beings and don’t know the technical name for the thing that hanging in front of your windows, here’s what roman and roller shades look like:
It’s a recall prompted by some no-doubt horrible stories, and I’m sure the Consumer Product Safety Commission wouldn’t have negotiated a recall this massive unless there was a real risk here, but in a video breaking down the various dangers of these blinds with the chair of the CPSC, ABC uncovered the real problem here:
Any loop is the enemy of children.
Recall all loops! That is the only solution. [ABC]