I don't care that Ken Block's new Subaru-based Trax STI could be the fastest snow vehicle in the world. I'll be there with my red Zissou hat.
By "there" I mean that I would be driving snowboarders up and down Lake Tahoe's hills. And by "driving snowboarders up and down" I mean racing up to the mountain top and back to the mountain base. And with "mountain base" I really mean bar.