Allow me to introduce the Hi-Pod phone. It comes with a one-inch LCD display, FM radio support and an imitation iPod click-wheel stuck onto a hideously clunky chunk of plastic. It's $US85 and doesn't work in the US or Canada.
If for whatever reason this piece of junk appeals to you, you can order it straight from China Grabber's vaguely shady-looking website, but I would suggest that you use the money to get your head examined instead. [ChinaGrabber via PMP via Uber Gizmo via Device]