*DISCLAIMER: That's Strapya's official promotional YouTube video title. I wanted to tell you all about Strapya's ultra-thin Music Card player, but I'm having an extremely hard time concentrating after watching this spot. Advertising genius or marketing suicide? You decide.
I don't know if they are going to sell a lot of these 5mm thin, 318g 2GB MP3 players — which come with a built-in speaker and headphones — but after watching the video, my faith in Humanity has dropped from negative to imaginary numbers. [Strapya via Crunchgear]