"Matt Damon" Shows Women Where Men's Brains Are Once Again

This Gizmodo reader says his name is Ryan, but you are not fooling us, Matt Damon! And you are not going to get anywhere near pretty pixelated face girl for some makeout-y as long as you wear your pixeljunk outfit.

Come on, Señor Damon. A girl brings us beautiful elegance, extraordinary cleverness and perfect execution with her 8-bit pixelated makeup, and what does the hairy people from Mars bring her? A censored pixelated penis. Did I say that there was no need to look like a dork or a slut to enjoy Halloween? I was wrong.

Matt, we bow before your creativity, sir. Just not too much. [Thanks for the photo, Ryan]

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