Don't get me wrong, the Poseidon is probably the coolest-looking patio heater I have ever seen, but the media player? The unit is 2m tall, and it looks like someone duct-taped an iPhone to it.
The product page doesn't mention the actual size of the screen, but you would surely burn to death trying to watch anything on this. Outside of that bizarre addition, the Poseidon from Chillchaser has a lot going for it. Features include: carbon fibre heating tubes that reduce power consumption and cut emissions by up to 50 per cent, standard 220V-240V electric supply instead of gas, 4m heating area at a 110-degree angle, replaceable elements that last up to 8000 hours, safety auto shut-off and durable all-weather construction.