Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales

I cannot fathom why any woman would want to surgically shove a silicon bra into her body. Sure, your breasts will look perfectly shaped and perky even once the clothes come off, but you'll also have bra straps going through your muscles and ribs.

While according to studies done on pigs, the entire procedure was safe and caused no internal damage, I somehow wouldn't trust something as precious as my boobs to the Cup&Up. Line up for other procedures that worked in animals, but please just stick to wrapping bras around your breasts. [Isreal21c via MedGadget]

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