Mighty Mouse Survives Extermination Changing Its Name

Oh, Mighty Mouse. You were hated, but you and your damn nipple survived extermination after the coming of the Apple Magic Mouse. You had to pay a steep bill to survive, in shame, rejected by The Steve, but you survived.

The Apple Store wasn't big enough for a Magic and a Mighty, so someone up there decided to strip the Mightiness off your name. Relegated to a dark hole in the store, eating the crumbles that others don't want, waiting for a hungry cat to end your days, your price is still $69, $30 away from reaching the Magic.

But the worse thing is that you are not special anymore, you Mighty Mouse. Go away. [Apple Store — Thanks Hanford Lemoore]

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