If Tutankhamun died today, no one would wrap the Pharaoh in cloth — that stuff is useless when one's body rises again in the afterlife. What any guy always needs on hand is a long, radioactive orange extension cord.
This lamp is of a similar mindset.
Wrapped in its own cord, the lamp will rarely be out of reach from the nearest socket...pending a little deconstruction. Buy yours for $US150, or bring your own cord for $US75. Or, and I'm sure you're mind has beaten me here, build your own entirely for like $US5. [Craighton Bergman via CoolestGadgets via OhGizmo!]