There's no rational reason why I should want an iREV. A real boat would be way faster and much more versatile. But the iREV is a floating picnic table with a grill. Now that's cool.
On top of the low-fire charcoal grill and Kumbaya-friendly seating arrangement, there's an optional 500-watt speaker system complete with satellite radio. I mean, if you're going to pay $US24,000 for a glorified bumper boat, it had better come with satellite radio.
Every bone in my body tells me I shouldn't want one, but this picture really, really makes me want one: