Not quite a true tube steak, not quite a hot dog, the Ham Dogger does one thing and one thing only — it moulds your hamburger meat into a hot-dog shape. But that's not as stupid as it sounds.
First of all, it doesn't really matter what the shape of your patty is — the Ham Dogger still delivers a quarter-pound burger. Plus, it has a feature that allows you to stuff the burger dog with any number of gooey, cheesy fillings. And hey, there are always buns left over because of the ridiculous hot dog/hot dog bun ratio conspiracy. The answer is Ham Dogger. [Taylor Gifts via Book of Joe via Gearfuse]