If I wore a red swimsuit to work every day, used to drive a black Pontiac Firebird Trans Am, and all my female friends had big boobs and ran in slow motion, I would totally live in this lifeguard tower.
Or in any of the above, for that matter. But seriously, I’d live in the first one—created in 1975 by German engineer Ulrich Müther and architect Dietrich Otto—even if I weren’t a lifeguard. It is located in Binz beach, on the island of Rügen. Now, please enjoy these gratuitous shots of “lifeguards”: