You Can't Miss This Hospital

I'm trying to imagine what a trip to the ER in this Chinese hospital would be like...

"He's convulsing!" "We need a crash cart!" "Who has a quarter??" "I do! Take it!" "Pullling...shit, 2 cherries. Don't you die on me!" "Maybe you should try the craps tables. The odds are better." "There's no time! I'm pulling again!! YES!" "Clear!"

[future perfect via Core77]

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