We appreciate a good electronic cigar, but we never imagined that we could roll our own with USB storage.
Over at Instructables, there's a step by step on boring a cigar, treating its surface, and then loading it with a fiery LED along with a USB stick. The result is a classy cigar USB dongle that can possibly lead to computer mouth/throat cancer. But don't feel bad for your laptop, it'll turn obsolete well before its needlessly induced nicotine addiction claims its life. So you'll thoughtlessly drop your computer in a retirement home (a landfill disguised as a recycling centre) from where it will spend the rest of its days doing its damnedest to poison you back. [Instructables via Geeky Gadgets]