Bono Gets Laser Jacket, Public Probably Gets Eye Damage

Bono got all pew-pew at the first concert of U2's new tour, wearing a black leather jacket with 240 red lasers built along his silhouette. Not LEDs, lasers. See how it worked on this video of him doing the monkey:

Bono, schmobono. I still prefer LED Pac Man running over Addy's tits. And LED Pac Man over her breasts won't damage anyone's eyes, unlike lasers. In fact, my theory is that her LED'ed breasts may even cure the blind. UnLED'ed too. [Waldemyer via Dezeen]