Disney technicians are hard at work on an incredibly-lifelike robotic version of President Obama. Dick Cheney is reportedly working on a virus to cause the robot to fail.
The robot, which is headed to the Hall of Presidents, is the most advanced presidential robot yet. It also will give a speech recorded by the fleshbag Obama specifically for the bot, just like the last few presidents have done.
It's probably the closest you're ever going to get to the guy, so if you're interested, you know where Disney World is. [NY Times]