Perfect Cocaine Simulator Will Never Make It to the iPhone App Store

Perfect Cocaine Simulator Will Never Make It to the iPhone App Store

This is funny because a) it’s ultra-realistic and b) it is precisely one of the main uses of the iPhone in many clubs all around the world. And you gotta love their on-your-face sales pitch:


Be the envy of in-crowd. Get ejected from nightclubs. Shock and amaze your so-called friends. Get oral sex from Z-list celebrities.

Cocaine in a paragraph, boys and girls. Yours for five British pounds ($US7.40) and a jailbreak. [iSnort]