Are You This Douchebag?

Suburbanites need not venture further, since your torpid bodies have grown into your automobiles. City dwellers, this is how you probably look to everyone else, stumbling around with your iPhone.

What's the most embarrassing thing you've done while walking and Twittering about how that stupid barista yelled at you for using your phone at the counter and the coffee isn't really even that great anyway and crapnuggets I ran past the 140 character limit but I need to change the song since I've already heard Kings of Leon today goddammit stupid shuffle? [WGN via Consumerist]

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