What's Going On Fools?!

I'm back, fools!

I like what you've done with the place! Ha. No I don't. What's all this jibba jabba? Credit card info? T don't need no credit cards. I put swipe my finger in the slot and they LIKE it. Social security numba? I got investments and 401ks, fool! And I got all the security I need right here with Betty and Veronica (*gestures to arms*).

That said, I will log in to my WoW account and play with my Night Elf Mohawk. What's this? 1000 free gold pieces if I click here? Well, DONE AND DONE sir!

Hmmmmm, wait. That shouldn

Iam David Whiteway From Harlsden, North West London , here in England. I work for Natwest Bank Corporation London. I am writing you from my office that will be of an imense benefit to both of us. In my department,being the assistant manager (Greater London Regional Office, I discovered an abandoned sum £20 million GBP (Twenty Million Great British Pounds) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers Late Mr Thomson Morrison American citizen who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31 2000, including his wife and only daughter.
Please,provide me the following: as we have 7 days to run it through. This is very very URGENT PLEASE.
1. Full Name
2. YourTelephone Number
3. Your Contact Address.
Having gone through a methodical search, I decided to contact you hoping that you will find this proposal interesting.
Please on your confirmation of this message and indicating your interest will furnish you with more information. Endeavor to let me know your decision rather than keep me waiting.
Mr. David Whiteway

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