Obama is apparently considering using a machine that would suck up smog and shoot it into the upper atmosphere—reflecting the sun's rays—as a way to fight global warming. I'm not joking.
As you can see in my highly detailed diagram, Obama wants to use a climate degenerating replica—I don't have any idea what I'm talking about. The truth, according to the AP, is that the smog shooter was called an "extreme last resort," but Obama is looking at radical measures to ensure we don't all broil at 500 degrees for 35-40 minutes. CO2-absorbing artificial trees were also listed as a possible way to fight The Warming.
While the above ideas may not be the most realistic, it is interesting that we're looking to climate engineering (or geoengineering) to directly control the larger climate trends. Maybe we'll someday control the weather...or just say screw it and move into domes. [AP via BreitBart]