Mashimaro Rabbit MP3 Player

Mashimaro is a Korean rabbit that debuted in flash clips around the turn of the century. He's famous for toilet humor. Now he's an MP3 player.

The ears apparently act as a controller, and he gets 9 hours of play time off its 2GB storage. There's no way you're going to buy this, so just enjoy it for what it is: a bunny MP3 player with glowing ears. [Soricom via Boing Boing Gadgets]