The Hustler Zeon is the world's first all-electric, zero-turn riding mower. With the "Hustler" logo on the back, everyone will think you're eco-friendly and pretty badass.
That's "Hustler" as in "Hustler Turf," not "Hustler Magazine Where You Can See Bewbs" (sorry guys). However, not only is the Zeon emissionless, it also runs silent so your neighbours won't hate you for blowing out their eardrums. The Hustler Turf designers ditched the traditional steering wheel in favour of two handles that enable a true zero-degree turning radius.