Vidro Floor Fireplace, Optionally Fuelled by Coffee Table Books

You might want to move those magazines off the table, that is, if your coffee table is really the Vidro Floor Fireplace.

Completely portable, the $US970 stainless steel Vidro fireplace requires only gelled ethanol fuel to burn a smokeless flame in your home. The two glass panels do seem superfluous to the structure, as they can't possibly be that effective in keeping out fingers/toes/cats. Yet the design is still missing a big something.

And I call that something a pig-loaded spit. Because what is it worth to have all the open air fireplaces in the world but no pork roasting atop them? [panik via DVICE]

(Commenters are urged to photoshop their meat of choice roasting over the Vidro.)

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