You big tough IT guy you. Just because you can rip the still-beating RAM from a PC doesn't mean that you can't enjoy the simple beauties of life, like USB ports shaped like tulips.
The USB Tulip Hub is a 4-way port adaptor that cleverly hides flexible USB ports into a tulip design. Either plug in your favourite gadget, or rip a flower from its base in a moment of gift-less panic before an impromptu date. You see, a guy with a USB Tulip Hub lives life with a different creed. He's man enough to give a USB port to a girl, as long as it's shaped like a spring flower and shocks him when picked. [fredflare via Nerd Approved]