Here's something you should not do: put your cat in a bong when it's being too rambunctious. You moron.
Sadly, that's just what one Acea Schomaker of Omaha, Nebraska did. Cops responding to a domestic disturbance call found the 20-year-old asshole smoking weed out of a duct-taped plastic box with a garden hose running into it and the cat stuffed inside.
The cat was fine, luckily, if dazed. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society," said one of the cops. It presumably ate a shitload of cat food when it got there.
Schomaker was fined $US400 and faces drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges, and the cat was removed from his custody. [Huffington Post]