Remember the spooky ghost internet episode of South Park? It's coming to Blu-ray.
It, along with the rest of the episodes in Season 12, can be yours in Blu-ray if you act now. Or act later. It probably won't sell out. Whatever you do, you really need to watch that above episode to see what would happen if the internet really did go out. Or the clip below, if you want to see Cartman get his arse kicked.