Nokia Found in a Bag of Chips, Rewards You For Being a Pig

Nokia Found in a Bag of Chips, Rewards You For Being a Pig

 />Cracker Jacks were fun as a kid, cause the prizes were <i>supposed</i> to be there. But what about when you find a stinky old Nokia mobile phone in a bag of chips? Eeeww.</p>
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<p>Emma Schweiger found the Nokia in a bag of Clancy’s Ripple Potato Chips from her local Aldi store. That night, while she was <strike>being a fatass</strike> reading the paper (its okay, I’ve done it too) she felt something hard in the open bag. The greasy phone wouldn’t turn on, but it had a T-Mobile chip and a black discolored circle on it (could that be part of a belt clip?). Yup, I’m going to have a used iPhone for breakfast tomorrow. But only after I puke profusely that is not in any way related to Friday night.</p><br />
<p>[<a href=” https:>GazetteExtra via <a href=Consumerist via CrunchGear]