I know, I know. That picture is like looking into the sun. But this swimwear serves a very important function—it enhances a man’s package to combat the dreaded shrinkage effect.
Each pair of Rooster Booster swim trunks features a pocket and foam padding to “lift and separate” (so to speak). That means fat and hairy beachgoers no longer have to worry about shrinkage after a dip in the pool or ocean. Although, if they had any shame in the first place they would shave their back, put on a shirt and a pair of decent shorts. The Rooster Booster will be available soon from the aptly and hilariously titled Mr. BusyBalls. [Mr. BusyBalls via Gizmag]