Maybe you're disgusted by the fact that every accoutrement in your living room resembles a piece of 80s video game history. Or, maybe you are still an awesome person.
These "USB Retro Neon Lights"—promising no direct affiliation to any intellectual property you may or may not have heard of—coincidentally resemble a Space Invader and an Atari 2600 joystick. (It's OK, tell the ladies that they're official merchandise. Those stupids probably won't even know the difference!!)