Well, this is the most terrifying table lamp I've ever seen. Why anybody would want to stare at this thing every time they sit on the couch is beyond me.
The lamp's name is Frankie, and it's shaped like a skull with some sort of horrifying modification over where the mouth should be. The eyes are interchangeable LED or halogen bulbs, allowing you to choose just how intense the stare from this thing is gonna be. The whole thing weighs 11 pounds, and is probably expensive due to the fact that you need to contact the artist for pricing. No thank you. [Fernando Akasaka via CoolHunting]