It's the Holy Grail of self-loathing DualShock gamers. Ditch Sony's controller for Microsoft's with the XCM's latest, fully functional Cross Battle Adapter.
The adaptor plugs into your PS3's USB port where it accepts wired Xbox 360 controllers. Beyond mere "it works!" functionality along with new rumble support, you can also toggle turbo on any button—which is why the unit has like a thousand switches.
The XCM Cross Battle Adaptor is available at a few online retailers where it appears to be selling for about $US55. So the question is, just how much do you hate yourself, fanboy? [XCM via Maxconsole]