The Jet Mouse Locks In On That Promotion

That sterile, beige mouse just isn't getting the job done for you. How do we know? We just know.

The USB Aircraft Mouse, packed with enough plastic, LEDs and USB-connectivity to only be made by our friends at Brando, will turn your mouse hand into the best fighter pilot in the office. If only the thing we wireless, you could perform a radical flyby on a coworker's monitor, establishing yourself as the alpha and the omega of spreadsheets while showing the world what upper middle management is really made of. [Brando]

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