Geezuss. Rollerblading. In spandex. Christ. This is, without a doubt, the best President Obama action figure ever: Fully posable, with facial expressions, interchangeable hands, katanas, 9mm gun, assault rifle, and a lightsaber, among other things:
Seriously, the level of detail in this thing is simply amazing. And the possibilities are endless. I mean, what could be better than El Señor Presidente fighting the forces of Evil with dual katanas? OK, scrap that. What could be better than President Obama fighting the forces of Evil armed with a lightsaber and a shotgun? Actually, forget about that and just imagine R&B Barack singing a Barry White ballad to Palestinians and Israelis and bringing peace to the planet. Or failing that, pointing at them with his two index fingers and saying: "you, you, you!"