Voting Machines Coincidentally Elect Voting Machine as President

It's amazing that you can fall asleep with the polls showing one thing and wake up to a world you don't even recognise. Despite who I may have supported as of November 4th, as a fervent supporter of both democracy and touchscreen technology, I accept DRE 700:259 as the 44th President of the United States. But I'm totally using a paper ballet in 2012. [The Onion Thanks Mr. Ponies!]

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