Vader Toaster is Most Awesome Bread-Branding Device Yet

You are weak, Cylon. *scary breathing effect* And if you need a cheery morning note on your breakfast food you do not know the power of the Dark Side. Leave this to me, I will deal with the toast myself, even if the crust is strong with this one. *scary breathing effect, again* Buy this toaster for $US55 and today will be a day long remembered. [Nerd Approved]

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