Star Wars Condom Does Not Protect Your Other Lightsaber from the Dark Side

My gut feeling is that Star Wars Episode VII is in fact not about C-3PO and R2-D2 engaging in robot orgies around the galaxy. And if it was, I think they're wearing the rubbers on the wrong head, unless there's something about robot sex that I don't know (nor do I want to). Still, while these knockoff Star Wars condoms might be okay for droids, I really can't suggest using them to protect your own lightsaber from Sarlaac or anything else lurking in the Great Pit of Carkoon. [The SWCA via Geekologie]

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