Star Wars Condom Does Not Protect Your Other Lightsaber from the Dark Side

Star Wars Condom Does Not Protect Your Other Lightsaber from the Dark Side

My gut feeling is that Star Wars Episode VII is in fact not about C-3PO and R2-D2 engaging in robot orgies around the galaxy. And if it was, I think they’re wearing the rubbers on the wrong head, unless there’s something about robot sex that I don’t know (nor do I want to). Still, while these knockoff Star Wars condoms might be okay for droids, I really can’t suggest using them to protect your own lightsaber from Sarlaac or anything else lurking in the Great Pit of Carkoon. [The SWCA via Geekologie]