For those who aren't familiar with the underlying principles behind the Atariologian faith, here are some of the basic tenants:
"All of reality can be explained if one perceives life as a video game or simulation of this life."
"Sleep is just like pausing the game, or loading the next level."
"There is always a player better than you."
As a member of The Church of Atariology, we think you might also get to take off work whenever there's a game you really, really have to play. Buy the shirt for US$20. [Atariology Shirt and The Church of Atariology]