Nintendo Bikini Requires Acquisition of Girlfriend or At Least Very Realistic Mannequin

Yes, my friends, someone has made a bikini that vaguely resembles a classic NES controller. And suddenly that topless beach sounds a whole lot less appealing. Of course, one day women will go nude except for a pair of gloves. And in that era, we'll be obsessed with thumb to index cleavage (making the Power Glove the de facto sexy accessory). Bonus pic:

Make sure to hit the comments for all of the inevitable Konami code jokes. [Complex via Kotaku]

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