The Neutered USB Humping Dog On Sale Now

The Crunching Dog—a sadly neutered version of the humping dog—is finally on sale. All it takes is US$9.99 for you to get a cheap plastic dog to show you that you're worthless because you'll never do as many situps or do them as fast as this crappy toy from Japan. Seriously though, how can something with a dong THAT huge even physically do situps? This is the excuse we're using to justify our own obesity, in case you were wondering. [ThinkGeek]

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