The Handwrench Tightens Nuts and Pinches Butts

The Handwrench concept by designer Paul Julius Martus has been around for some time, but it has only recently been unearthed to creep us out and pose the question: what is this thing's primary function? Is it a tool, a long distance pincher of asses, or is it a overly masculine way to indicate penis size? Unfortunately, we may never know the truth. [Coroflot via Core77]