Breakfast Wrap: Best of Wednesday Night

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Apologies from Giz AU for all the T yesterday. It started out as funny, then funny because it was sad, then not so funny, then slightly annoying. But there was no way I was going to rewrite every story for you guys. Anyway, it's over now. Here's what happened overnight...

World's Largest Mobile Phone Is a Day Late, Misses Joke Deadline
Some people must have too much time on their hands

Intel Reveals All About Atom Processor Range
Products in 60 days they say. Yeah right I look forward to it!

Gasoline Grows On Trees
Those trees must stink

The hilarity of the farting clock will never, ever get old
What? Like Mr. T jokes?

David Beckham Gets a Gold iPod Touch
Yet another reason to hate the bastard