Breakfast Wrap: Best of Monday Night

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Yahoo to Microsoft: Show Me More Money!
Yeah Yahoo! Stick it to the man!

Beamz Infomercial is Most Stupid Promo Video In History
I wonder if they come with the lame-ass super-trendy glasses to make rock music? That'd be cool...

Outdoor Air Conditioner: For those who actually do want to pay to cool the outdoors
If you own one of these, you're an asshole. Simple.

Motion-sensing camera captures Netflix thief red-handed, shirtless
Man-boob alert!

Mitsubishi Kuro-killer Laservue TV Arriving late summer (New best TV ever?)
It uses lasers, so it must be cool.